Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The difference between sex appeal and asphyxiation.

Recently, while attending an event in San Francisco I encountered three clueless males, in an elevator. Three males steeped in different 'fragrances' almost caused my premature demise. Gentlemen, please, fragrance is an accent, like hot pepper sauce. Very good, but in small quantities! Ladies also dip themselves in after bath splash, but male fragrance products have far more staying power. This is not sexy.

So before you cover your upper body with your favorite fragrance, just remember gentlemen. The woman next to you with bad color and glassy eyes may not be reacting to your animal magnetism, but to oxygen deprivation!


MacPhilly said...

This post is going to be on the Metro Moment ( for SURE! I couldn't have said it better myself. Stay tuned for the episode and link!

CyberGal said...
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